A picture is worth a thousand words, is it? OH YEAH.
Now it all makes sense! The Sleestacks took my sunglasses and gave them to their human liaison, POSH SPICE BECKHAM. I'm sure they have Guy's AP test scores as well. They want to steal his brain or something,or make him work for them on their dastardly plans. RESIST, Guy!
Life is so awesome!!!! You can't make this stuff up, and you don't have to! It's all on the internet. hahahahahahahahahahahah Sylace out. I have to go shopping for sunglasses.